John Boehner Resigns as Speaker, Will Leave Congress
Who just did that nice half-gainer
Off the plank? Why, it’s John Boehner!
World-class crier and complainer
Did he foresee some entertainer-
Cum-Republican-campaigner
Would suck the party down the strainer?
Anyway, it’s a no-brainer
Who follows him–could not be plainer–
Will be someone way insaner.
Took you no time at all.
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I was saving it up.
Oh, Jerry, you are the best thing that happened today. xox