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“We know the answers, it’s no big surprise
Considering the media only prints lies
The whole phony story about Chinese spies
Was meant to confuse us. It’s all a disguise.”
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“This isn’t some crazy conspiracy theory
Mysterious objects appearing to hover
Over Alaska. It sounds pretty eerie.
Except that we all know it’s only a cover.”
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“There is ancient Egyptian papyrus
Predicting that someday an alien race
Has plans to destroy us, using a virus
Packed in balloons and launched into space.”
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“Sources are saying the Jewish space laser
Is aimed at our country, so we can’t be wimps
This is a clear case to use Occam’s Razor
To puncture the lies and bring down the blimps.”
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“I’m just asking questions, but I’ve got a brain.
The only solution is building a wall,
From British Columbia right through to Maine
Three thousand miles long, and fifteen miles tall.”
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“We know the truth about what is aboard
The ‘objects.’ Ask yourself, what is it worth
To see Donald Trump to the White House restored
When JFK Jr. comes back to Earth?”