I’m sure when I picked up the phone I heard a little click
The Democrats are listening in! It’s terrible! It’s sick!
The buzzing on the line is proof that someone’s interfering
And only I can hear it ‘cause I have the world’s best hearing.
Is that a pigeon on the ledge, or could it be a drone?
Could that ketchup bottle hold a hidden microphone?
I can see Sean Hannity is blinking in Morse code
A warning that my TV set could blow up and explode.
It’s lucky for the country I’ve been certified a genius
Smart enough to understand these messages from Venus:
Carnage is upon us and it cannot be prevented:
The aliens are landing and they won’t be documented.