Win a date with Donald Trump!
You can join him on the stump
If you’re not ugly, old or fat.
Wear high heels, a trucker hat
Come on down, email or phone us.
A sexy accent is a bonus.
If you are the lucky winner
Don’t expect to go to dinner,
Or a concert, or a walk.
Instead, you’ll listen to him talk.
You’ll get tickets for a rally
Right up front! For the finale
You and every runner-up
Can lead the chant of “lock her up!”
He’ll hit you up for a donation
To the Donald Trump foundation
And tell Fox News he never knew you
And then he’ll turn around and sue you.