Burning and burning in the burgeoning fire
Tumbling like socks in the world’s biggest dryer
Trees turn to ashes and ash to miasma,
Filling the air and inflaming your asthma.
Blood-dimmed and mud-rimmed the dome of the sky
Refracting the sunlight. Here’s mud in your eye!
(And dust up your nose and grit on your tongue
Your mouth and your throat and down deep in your lung)
As the blind man was healed by the Lord’s holy spit
Perhaps we will see how the world’s gone to shit.
Last line alternative:
Finally the world sees into the fiery pit.
Don’t fret—the City Council is going to mandate composting. Everyone says, But then we must have enforcement, and enforcement means fines!!! O yes!!! Now, I believe in composting and recycling but God help you if last night’s chicken bone accidentally turns up in recycling or the regular garbage. Be ready to pay up! Oh—did I mention the rats and the 500,000 feral cats….? So while you pull up your mask, pet the kitty, scoop out the maggots from your compost bin and then you can relax knowing that you’ve done your part to keep the world from ending.
Sad but true.