“Jardiance is really swell, it’s a little pill with a big story to tell….”

There could be some redness at the site of the injection

It could lower your ability to fight off an infection

Don’t take it you’re feeling faint or weak or short of breath

‘Cause this could be a symptom you’re at risk of sudden death

If you’re over 50 and you suffer constipation

Drowsiness and dizziness and frequent urination

Suicidal thoughts or sensitivity to cold

Be sure to tell your doctor, ‘cause you might be getting old.

Some patients have reported hearing voices in the night

Apocalyptic visions or an eerie sense of fright

Moments of confusion where they wander in a daze

Report these to your doctor if they go on for days

Don’t take it if you’re pregnant ‘cause that would be incautious

You don’t need another thing that might make you feel nauseous.