Grab a nacho-cheese Dorito!

Find a place to sit!

The year is reaching its finito,

All covered up in shit.

Fill a glass of warm flat Coke

And raise a toast to Rudy!

“Here’s to the year when you went broke,

You flaming sack of doody!”

So come and see the dropping ball!

Live, or on your app.

The year is ending, once for all,

In a sea of crap.

And as the day winds down to dusk

A plangent cry is heard:

From the mouth of Elon Musk,

Who stepped into a turd.

Coughing, gasping, sneezing

We all should see a doctor,

Noses running, wheezing,

This year has been ferkahkte.

The future now is on the line

Its shape is still a mystery

But this year we’ll soon consign

To the toilet bowl of history