Nikki Haley says the Civil War was only about “the role of government.”

The causes of the Civil War were many and complex

It had to do with keeping up the balances and checks

Against the woke agenda, of changing children’s sex.

The patriots from Southern states all fought to save the nation

From sinking in the DC swamp of unchecked immigration

Political correctness, and more and more taxation.

The Civil War was our great test of fortitude and bravery

And today we fight the notion, born in hate and knavery:

That the South seceded over

…anything…

…unsavory.