Judge loses patience with Trump lawyer in E. Jean Carroll sex assault defamation trial

So Trump is being Trumpy

Sitting in his trial

 Cantankerous and grumpy

Obnoxious, mean and vile.

.

And when he chose his lawyers

Of all the frauds and crooks

The nudniks and annoyers—

He picked one for her looks.

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You shouldn’t ever grab a

Lawyer off the street

Who, like Alina Habba,

Can’t think on her feet.

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The judge is getting antsy

Alina’s getting schooled

Trump won’t get in her panties

Erection overruled.