The first couple of questions are easy, like they have a lion, giraffe, a whale, and a shark. They’ll say, which one is the lion? Okay? That’s all the press covered, the first question. They didn’t cover the last question. Multiply 4733, multiplied times seven. Divide, without paper and pencil, divided by four. Add up another 37.5. I remember that. What’s your number? How many people in this room could do it? Not too many. Or they give you six names in a row. I took a lot of heat on this. They give you six names in a row at the beginning. ‘Sir, I’m gonna give you six names.’ Good. They look at them. A chair, a hat, a badge, a necklace, and a vote. Those things. ‘We’re going to give you six things.’ I said, ‘Good, what’s going on?’ Can you rename them? So, I rename them. Then they go back, and if you can do it in order, that’s even better. I do them in order. Perfect. Then they come back to you 30 minutes later at the end, last question. They say, ‘What were those six things?’ There aren’t too many people, and I get… they laughed. Everyone said, ‘Oh, that’s so easy.’ There’s only about 2% of this room that can do it, but I did it. I did it very easily. But I got mocked. —Donald Trump denying reports that he’s in dementia

Donald Trump is famous for cognition

He can name a camel or giraffe

His brain is in incredible condition

His IQ—it’s a little thing they call intelligence, okay? You’ve heard of that? I just call it good genes, it’s something you either have, or you can try to get it somehow, not that easy—is much too high to measure on a graph.

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Donald Trump is very very cognitive

The likes of which you’ve never seen before

The media’s so mean and so derogative

They won’t even tell you, it’s incredible, they won’t report that I can count much higher than any other president, except maybe Lincoln, and about him I’m not even sure.

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Donald Trump is someone who is mental

His memory in all the world’s the best

The press is only biased and judgmental

They won’t report — okay, I don’t know if I should even say this, because it’s frankly not even that believable, but you know Nikki Haley, I call her “birdbrain,” which frankly is insulting to the birds. They have enough to worry about with the windmills, you know about the windmills, right? They’re killing the whales, they’re killing the birds, they’re killing our great coal industry. But Nancy Pelosi can’t even pass an IQ test. Unbelievable, right? If you get every answer right, you get 100, and nobody ever gets 100, but some people come close, and they won’t report that I scored 99 on my IQ test.