Donald Trump’s lawyers say he cannot post $460 million bond

Does Donald hear the ticking and the tolling of the bell?

Is he thinking this might be his coda, his farewell?

Or is he busy looking for an asset he can sell?

He’s sold out the country, has no secrets left to tell.

His company’s a scam, a con, a hollow empty shell,

His soul is barely worth a sou, a dime, a bagatelle.

He might be checking prices out for real estate in Hell

The Mar is full of fire, and the Lago is as well,

So it would make the perfect spot to build a Trump hotel. 

But he’d better change his diaper before it starts to smell.