Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) said recent earthquakes and a coming eclipse are “strong signs” from God that America needs to “repent,” shortly after tremors shook the New York City region Friday.
Darkness in the afternoon
Is like a wake-up slap
From God, who steers the Sun and Moon
To make them overlap.
To demonstrate His mercy
The very earth He rent
Somewhere in New Jersey:
A message to repent.
A warning of impending doom
Scaring us all shitless.
We let into the ladies’ room
Someone who was titless.
The country’s full of sinners
We’re sinful through and through
God only likes the winners
Just like you-know-who.
The rest of us are liable
To miss our turn at Rapture.
Embrace God’s holy Bible!
And epistemic capture.
God knows what you’ve been doing
Your awful sins are seen
While Donald Trump’s been screwing
Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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LOVE it! But when the house bounces up and down and rattles and shakes from side to side you gotta wonder. Okay I know I know—natural phenom and all that. …Eclipses don’t startle me. Earthquakes in Brooklyn are another story. Heard you were underground and didn’t feel a thing!