Kristi Noem is lost inside a thicket

Wanders lonely in the mist and fog.

Whether she is evil, or just sick, it

Goes to show you shouldn’t shoot your dog.

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When Donald dropped his pants and told her “lick it.”

Kristi Noem was happy to comply

Even though she knew that he’s a prick, it

Didn’t cost her anything to lie.

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Kristi Noem had hoped to join the ticket

But now it’s clear that she has missed the boat

She’s been told exactly where to stick it.

For murdering her puppy and her goat.

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Kristi Noem is in some sticky wickets

Kristi Noem is headed for the dump

The only thing she’s hearing now is Crickets

While she awaits a call from Donald Trump