I say, ‘What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?” — Donald Trump discussing the perils of electrically-powered vessels.
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Donald Trump won’t go into the water

Where sharks are lurking poised to chomp and bite

One of them is married to his daughter

The other is a twelve-foot-long Great White.

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Enemies of Donald Trump surround him

RINOs who just want to see him fail

Giant fish who circle all around him

And judges who might put his ass in jail.

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Donald Trump has faced down spite and envy

Tangled up in webs and nets of laws

Caught up in a legal feeding frenzy

Crunched between a giant pair of Jaws.

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Donald Trump lives by a simple credo:

He is smart and all of us are dumb.

You won’t ever see him in a Speedo

Risking that he might turn into chum.

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Donald Trump prefers electrocution

He will take the jolt, the shock, the spark 

He can run away from prosecution

But he can’t ever hope to jump the shark.

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Donald Trump wants more of what we gave him

More crowds, more money and a bigger vote

He’s calling on all patriots to save him

And they’re gonna need a bigger boat.