On the question of abortion, my position is amazing
Everyone agrees with it and everyone is praising
The vision and the wording and the language and the phrasing
And by the way it shows up in the money I’ve been raising.
On matters of morality, I’m totally pro-life-ish.
Unlike my opponent, who is weak and indecisive.
I’m totally committed to let women have a choice
But our great Christian leaders should also get a voice.
And I have to say out loud, and say it very strongly:
I will have a plan to punish women who choose wrongly.
Everyone remembers that I promised to end Roe
And I went very strongly, unlike Sleepy Joe
A big strong man came up to me, a tear was in his eye
And he said, Mr. President, it almost made me cry
The attacks that you have suffered for the role your judges played,
In overturning … by the way, who the hell was “Wade”?
So many people say to me, just leave it to the states,
But when it comes to taxes, we’re lowering the rates.
And by the way, we saw today, under Biden crime is up.
But here’s my plan, and by the way, I see my time is up.