“She was Indian all the way, and then all of a sudden she made a turn and she became a Black person.” – Donald Trump on Kamala Harris, at the National Association of Black Journalists 

Donald Trump’s a genius

At knowing who is Black.

If you’re heterogeneous

Don’t go behind his back. 

He says it’s no bother

Like telling light from dark.

He learned it from his father

Back in Rego Park.

You cannot embarrass

This road-show Machiavelli

He knows it wasn’t “Harris”

In Mumbai or New Delhi

And if he takes a fun jab

At your name or race

Say “I’m from the Punjab.

So tell it to my face!”