Donald Trump is eight feet tall
They said so right on Fox
He makes Kamala look small
Even in his socks.
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Donald Trump is nine feet tall
Or maybe even more
Unlike little Kamala,
Whose feet don’t reach the floor.
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Donald Trump is ten feet tall
Just let that number sink in
The greatest President of all
Even counting Lincoln.
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Standing next to Donald Trump
In her high-heeled pumps
She would barely reach his rump
Even if she jumps.