No boxes or artificial lifts will be allowed to stand on during my upcoming debate with Comrade Kamala Harris–Donald Trump, Truth Social Post, Sept 7, 2024.

Donald Trump is eight feet tall

They said so right on Fox

He makes Kamala look small

Even in his socks.

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Donald Trump is nine feet tall

Or maybe even more

Unlike little Kamala,

Whose feet don’t reach the floor.

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Donald Trump is ten feet tall

Just let that number sink in

The greatest President of all

Even counting Lincoln. 

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Standing next to Donald Trump

In her high-heeled pumps

She would barely reach his rump

Even if she jumps.