JD Vance wrote in a post on the social platform X that his office has received “many inquiries” in the past few weeks from residents of Springfield who said Haitian migrants abducted their neighbors’ pets or local wildlife.… Claims of Haitian migrants eating pets spread online over the weekend, with conservative-leaning national figures including Charlie Kirk and Elon Musk posting about them.
The Democrats let Haitians
Do what Haitians do:
Kidnap your Dalmatians
To make Dalmation stew.
It can only bode ill
To see them on your street
Looking for some roadkill
Or else your parakeet.
Any game is fair game
From any class or phylum
When Haitian migrants stake a claim
On dinner, and asylum.
There’s no broader folly
Than letting Haitians rob
Your family’s border collie
Your hamster, and your job.
The Democrats will try to rig
The counting of the vote
So best lock up your guinea pig,
Your koi pond and your goat.
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