He worships Hitler’s generals,

Stood by him like a rock.

But when it comes to genitals

Envies Arnold’s ….

Cock-a-Doodle Dandy!

No ifs or ands or buts:

Someone’s feeling randy

At the thought of Arnold’s ….

Putts, and Arnold’s putter.

His game was mighty slick.

His heart goes all aflutter

At the thought of Arnold’s…

Stick him in a prison

Stuck behind the walls

He feels a certain frisson

At the thought of all those…

Balls go flying off the tee

And to the green they roll

And all the pros think, golly gee:

Look at Arnold’s…

Pole. It makes him want to dance

To his favorite number:

“YMCA!” ‘Cause Arnold’s pants

Held a piece of lumber.