Donald Trump said he would consider banning some vaccines and ending fluoridation of drinking water.

Springtime for measles and tetanus

We’ll take our chances with germs

No vaccinations to threaten us

Our brains have been eaten by worms.

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Springtime for Covid and cavities

Winter for seniors and tots

We’d rather flaunt our depravities

Than make our kids take their shots.

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Springtime for whooping cough and polio

The MAGA crowd’s song will be sung

We’ll save each fetus and embryo

To live in a nice iron lung