Dover, DE – Newt 2012 announced today that Hans Reigle, Chairman of the Kent County Republican Party, is switching his support from Mitt Romney to Newt Gingrich.
When everyone around is in a panic
Rushing for the exits and the boats
That’s when you should swim for the Titanic
Grab hold of a candidate who floats.
Load your gun! It’s high noon, bells are chiming
Gather your advisers and your pollster
Politics is all about the timing
Shoot before you take it from the holster.
When sharks are circling Newt’s blood in the water
And even penguins seem to sense his fate
Now’s the time to volunteer for slaughter
Maybe you can be his running mate.
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I understand the need to poke—
Though he’s become a household joke—
The nutsiness of Emperor Newt.
But he’s less scary than the suit
Who really isn’t wearing clothes
And looks like all those CEOs
Who try to say they’re one of us
(while throwing folks under the bus).