“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office. When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”–porn film star Jenna Jameson, endorsing Mitt Romney.
Rich people, united, will never be defeated!
Shout it from the country clubs, broadcast and retweet it!
Even if you made your money lying on your ass
You’re not in bed with Democrats, you won’t betray your class.
Does the government get credit for the way you shake your booty?
Should every little money shot be subject to a duty?
Someone had to build those breasts, to make them perk and stand out
It wasn’t any bureaucrat, it didn’t take a handout.
You’re a job creator in your–ahem–private sector
And you don’t want to give it up to any tax collector.
And you earned every dollar on your knees or on your rump
And so you take your stand today, alongside Donald Trump.