What if Ayman al-Zawahiri and other al-Qaida leaders gave up Osama Bin Laden for the express purpose  of making Obama look good?–Rush Limbaugh

 

Oh, you can fool Wolf Blitzer or Matt Lauer any day

And Rachel Maddow swallows whole most anything you say.

But Rush is just impervious, you can’t lead him astray.

You’ll never change the mind inside a head made out of clay.

 

Yes he can spot conspiracies so clever and so vast

That everyone is part of them. The world would stand aghast

If they could know what he knows. The giant net is cast

Across the globe to snare us all, but Rush is just too fast.

 

If he’d been at Pearl Harbor then he would have known the score

It all was planned by FDR to get us in the war

And climate change is just a hoax, dreamed up by Al Gore,

The lunar landings all were staged, and Sandra Fluke’s a whore

 

And far away in Pakistan, that little bit of drama there

Staged with all the fireworks and Special-Ops-arama flair

Was actually a double-cross, al Qaeda’s shrewd Osama snare

To ruin the United States with bailouts and Obamacare.

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