You see that dark-skinned fellow with the jacket and the beard?

He stood there for a minute and then kind of disappeared.

He looked all kind of nervous and something just seemed weird.


At first I saw him walking fast and then he kind of slowed

He spoke a foreign language, or maybe it was code

He’s carrying a coffee cup as if it might explode.


There’s something strange about the way he seemed to be engrossed

In talking on his cellphone, so I did what I’m supposed

To do and took his picture, sent it to the New York Post.


I saw something, I said something, on Facebook and on Reddit

On Tumblr and on Twitter and I’m very glad I said it

And when they catch him, just remember, I deserve the credit.