Bristol Palin, 24, who was paid more than $250,000 as a spokeswoman for abstinence education, announced she is pregnant. Palin, the daughter of Sarah Palin, gave birth to a son when she was in high school. She has never been married.
The body is sacred and holy
So I’ve been taught to believe
Abstinence works, although slowly,
If you don’t want to conceive.
God doesn’t hold with impurity
He made contraception complex
To show that the only security
Is just saying no-no to sex.
Abstinence only avails you
I read it here on Wikipedia
And Mom says if it ever fails you
It must be the fault of the media.
Sometimes it takes years of trying
The days stretching out to infinity
But one day, before I am dying,
I hope I can master virginity.