Ten men in suits all in a line, a bunch, a crowd, a clump
Standing side by side and cheek by jowl and rump to rump
Preparing for the hoops through which Fox News will make them jump.
And who will be the winner? I really wish I knew.
They’re sharpening the talking points they practiced on the stump
Obama is a socialist, and Hillary’s a frump
And all of their opponents are as dumb as Forrest Gump
And poor and short and fat and ugly too.
And one will get the trophy and the reputation bump
While all the others slink and sulk, their polling numberds slump
Nine of them are losers when the winner plays his trump.
Can anyone out there predict who’s who?