John Boehner Resigns as Speaker, Will Leave Congress

Who just did that nice half-gainer

Off the plank? Why, it’s John Boehner!

World-class crier and complainer

Did he foresee some entertainer-


Would suck the party down the strainer?

Anyway, it’s a no-brainer

Who follows him–could not be plainer–

Will be someone way insaner.