‘I’m Being Indicted for You’: Trump Casts Himself as Evangelical Martyr at Conference

DON 3:16

For Don so loved the world

He’s such an amazing guy!

His MAGA flag unfurled

Means you don’t have to die!

He’s facing an indictment

Arraignment and arrest

For treasonous incitement.

And thus we all are blessed.

Think upon His sacrifice

And try to pay him back

Donate once, or even twice

To his SuperPAC. 

He’s the King, the Prince, the Boss

Accept Him as your Savior

Follow Him, take up the Cross

And learn to hate thy neighbor.

Blessed are the winners,

Who never turn a cheek

I’m not opposed to sinners.

But fuck the poor and meek.