Transcription of a nightmare in which the only channel I could receive was Fox News:

A hundred million immigrants are swarming at the borders

On their way to perpetrate their awful crimes and slaughters

They’re murdering your grandmothers and trafficking your daughters!

They’re joining Black Lives Matter and they’re forming one big mob

They’re headed for your city streets to rampage and to rob

And signing up for welfare, before they take your job—

Except that you don’t have one, because you’re unemployed,

Inflation’s running rampant, economy’s destroyed,

You can’t afford a single egg, your bank account’s a void.

We’re only asking questions, but what were people smoking

Pretending to be triggered because Trump said he’s revoking 

The Constitution on Day One? Can’t they tell he’s joking?

But only a dictatorship holds out the hope to save us

—From the evil forces that conspire to enslave us—

And preserve the Constitution that the Founding Fathers gave us.

A president can only do his job with full immunity

From racist prosecutors in the black and brown community

Pulling off these hoaxes and fostering disunity.

So for all of you at home, shaking in your jocks,

Thank you for your loyalty, for watching us at Fox.

You might as well be listening to a broadcast straight from Mars

Or forecasting the future based on tea leaves or the stars

We know that you’re morons, but as morons go, you’re ours,

So here’s an infomercial on investing in gold bars