I know I’m microscopic and I’m living in a frozen
Vat of liquid nitrogen, waiting to be chosen,
With a certain measure of impatience and frustration,
Hoping I will be the next one picked for implantation.
Wishing for the moment of my apotheosis
That marks the time that I can start the process of mitosis.
(Unless I mean meiosis, I’m not sure I can tell.
Life is complicated even for a single cell.)
And if I have to wait a while, that will be okay.
My destiny is sealed and written in my DNA.
But I insist you treat me by the holy Bible’s lights
‘Cause I’m a human being and I know I have rights.
Alabama understands, they’re following the law.
Making it a homicide if I’m allowed to thaw.
Yes, every little zygote knows what they have to do
Keep me here forever, or else I’ll have to sue.
Hilarious. I know this is a serious issue, but this verse is, well, cute. A bit easier to laugh at than your darker humor. Great kicker even if doesn’t rise to the heights of hilarity of “erection overruled.”