The polls are closed, the votes are cast, the people had their say
And now it’s time to look ahead, put differences away
Extend a hand in friendship as we turn to a new day.
But OMG we really cleaned those greedy bastards’ clocks
We have all been wrong at times, so better not to judge
It’s highly un-American to carry on a grudge
Even with Bill Kristol, Bill O’Reilly or Matt Drudge.
But wouldn’t it be great to shut Karl Rove up in a box?
What goes around will come around so better to avoid
Negative emotions such as glee or schadenfreude
You shouldn’t hurt the feelings even of a humanoid.
But OMG I just can’t stop myself from watching Fox.