The polls are closed, the votes are cast, the people had their say

And now it’s time to look ahead, put differences away

Extend a hand in friendship as we turn to a new day.

But OMG we really cleaned those greedy bastards’ clocks


We have all been wrong at times, so better not to judge

It’s highly un-American to carry on a grudge

Even with Bill Kristol, Bill O’Reilly or Matt Drudge.

But wouldn’t it be great to shut Karl Rove up in a box?


What goes around will come around so better to avoid

Negative emotions such as glee or schadenfreude

You shouldn’t hurt the feelings even of a humanoid.

But OMG I just can’t stop myself from watching Fox.