Greetings from the land of Davos!

Please, friends, hold the cheers and bravos.

I’m just another humble Tweeter

Having drinks with Derek Jeter

Couldn’t ask for someone sweeter.

Except of course Melinda Gates.

Some Arab prince, maybe Kuwait’s,

Is holding forth on interest rates.

To Susan Rice and Richard Levin

John McCain and Charlize Theron.

Over breakfast (stale baguette)

Thomas Friedman gave his set

Talk about the Internet,

Alarming growth in mortgage debt,

And then we all commenced brainstorming

On how to handle global warming,

Egypt’s failing revolution,

Children sold for prostitution,

How to meet the Third World’s hopes.

Then we went to hit the slopes.


And I don’t want to boast or brag

About my Davos party swag

Or the karaoke chorus

I sang with my friend, George Soros,

To all of you that didn’t rate

An invite, hey, it’s not too late!

You can share the glam and glitter

I’m posting pictures here on Twitter.

And like my fellow Davos smarties

Available for dinner parties.