A 67-year-old great-grandmother who worked in the city’s Senior Citizens Service Desk accused San Diego Mayor Bob Filner of sexual harassment.–News reports

It really is a pleasure and a privilege to present you

The key to our city, signifying the extent you

Are loved in San Diego because all of us adore you

And by the way it also will unlock my office door. You

Know I’m a big sucker for a woman in a wimple

And when you smile you really have this sexy little dimple.

I think I speak for all of us who live in the Free World, do

You want to go to dinner, maybe spend a day at Sea World? Oooh,

Tijuana’s pretty hot these days, I think you’ll find it’s very

Lovely for a visit, oh, and can I call you Terry?

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