…[S]oon after voting to authorize the use of force against the Assad regime, Republicans might consider moving an authorization for the use of force against the Iranian nuclear weapons program—William Kristol, The Weekly Standard

If we’re getting Syrious

Then on to Teheran!

The man may be delirious

But at least he has a plan.

 

It isn’t that mysterious

Just like we did Saddam

America, imperious,

Chooses whom to bomb

 

Damascus-bound, as Saul was struck

By a sudden vision

So every Neo-Connish schmuck

Can go on television

 

Unleash his inner John McCain

Spout military argot.

Every since we got Hussein

There’s always one more target.