A lot of blame to go around in Washington.–Wolf Blitzer, CNN
Propped atop their empty suits
The talking heads declaim
Both parties working in cahoots
Will have to share the blame.
In tones of greatest gravity
Inveigh against the sin,
The uttermost depravity
Of failing to give in.
The doctors at the CDC
Have gone home to their spouses.
If there’s a plague then let it be
A plague on both your Houses.
Home to roost the chickens come
Bearing salmonella.
His ass Wolf Blitzer can’t tell from
His elbow or patella.
The never-ending tedium
Of commentary seems
To always seek the medium
Halfway between extremes.