Miami lineman Richie Incognito suspended for bullying a teammate into quitting–News item
Hi there, rookie lineman, welcome to the NFL!
We’re pleased to have you join us and to make your life a hell
We want you to be happy and to help you find your place
As long as you’re okay with being teased about your race
Be sure to call your teammates “sir” and all the coaches “mister”
And bring around your family, ‘cause we’d like to rape your sister.
It’s watching lots of football that makes the country strong
It teaches us that bullying will make folks go along
So all you little countries with your dainty little sports
That you play in silly costumes or in funny little shorts
You’d better not step out of line, or you’ll just be finito
Don’t get us mad or we’ll unleash our inner Incognito.