No pizza for you! God says you can’t sell a
Pie with tomato sauce and mozzarella,
Cater a dinner, sit-down or buffet
Of chicken marsala or salmon filet,
Make floral arrangements or bridal bouquets
If it’s promoting the lifestyle of gays.
No pizza for you! It’s not that I hate you,
It’s just I’m revolted when I contemplate you
Doing whatever it is that you do.
If I wanted to see it, I’d go to the zoo.
No pizza for you! I will hide the salami
Before I will serve it to “Joey and Tommy”
Amelia, Ophelia, or David and Tony
Won’t get to bite down on my pepperoni.
No pizza for you! You see my religion
Draws a distinction, upholds a division
Between marriage that’s holy and loving and trusting
And everything else, which is just plain disgusting.
Yes I’m a believer in live and let live
The Bible commands us, be humble, forgive
But a wedding requires and groom and a bride
Yours isn’t the sin for which Jesus Christ died.