“I’m saying, what should the pope use his moral authority for?” Santorum asked. “I think there are more pressing problems confronting the earth than climate change.”

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The issues facing man today are numerous and varied

But when it comes to climate change, let’s not all get carried

Away. It’s more important stopping gays from getting married.

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The liberals blow hurricanes up out of all proportion

And science is another word for media distortion

The Earth is not worth saving, only babies from abortion.

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Jesus didn’t come to Earth to save the polar bear.

He came to save mankind from sin, and from Obamacare.

And all endangered species aren’t worth one billionaire.

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So if the end is coming, then look into your soul

God doesn’t want no sinners who support the War on Coal

And if the sea is rising, it’s God who has our backs

He alone can save us, and not a carbon tax.

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His mercy droppeth from the sky, like petals from a flower.

He calls each man to Heaven, though we knoweth not the hour.

But the road that leads to Hell is lit by solar power.

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