The Bible’s my number-one favorite

I read it each day and I savor it

Even if sometimes it’s slow.


And God’s unbelievable!

All things are achievable

With faith, and without Mexico.


And Jesus: the guy is fantastic!

He heals every dummy and spastic

Takes water and makes it Bordeaux.


The Bible’s amazing!

The language! The phrasing!

I wrote it, so I ought to know.