The Bible’s my number-one favorite
I read it each day and I savor it
Even if sometimes it’s slow.
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And God’s unbelievable!
With faith, and without Mexico.
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And Jesus: the guy is fantastic!
He heals every dummy and spastic
Takes water and makes it Bordeaux.
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The Bible’s amazing!
The language! The phrasing!
I wrote it, so I ought to know.
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Jerry, you mean, of course, THE Don — but this is in my top 10 of yours!!! Not least because I doubt that the Donald CAN read…. Leastways, he’s never bragged about it, now, HAS he?