The Bible’s my number-one favorite

I read it each day and I savor it

Even if sometimes it’s slow.

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And God’s unbelievable!

All things are achievable

With faith, and without Mexico.

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And Jesus: the guy is fantastic!

He heals every dummy and spastic

Takes water and makes it Bordeaux.

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The Bible’s amazing!

The language! The phrasing!

I wrote it, so I ought to know.

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