Humanity, voracious beast,
Gobbling up the whole Far East,
And everything from whales to shrimps.
So here’s my eco-manifesto:
No more pine nuts in my pesto!
I’ll mash up chickpeas ‘til they’re tender
In my pedal-powered blender
Local-source my olive oil
From olives grown in Brooklyn’s soil
And, to make it Genovese,
Add a cup of tofu cheese.
(Cutting down on greenhouse gas
Emissions from a bovine ass.)
Get the water nice and hot
In my solar pasta pot
My carbonara footprint’s teeny
For my eco-fettucine.