Will Bernie Sanders be the spoiler
Of Hillary’s campaign?
Will he drag things out to foil her?
Does he want to rain
On what she thought was her parade?
And will he stand athwart–
Throw a bomb or hand grenade–
At her juggernaut?
If Hillary is Princess Leia
Will he be Darth Vader?
Or is he planning to replay a
Scene from Gore Meets Nader?
Will Bernie Sanders be a mensch
Or just a bitter grump?
Throw into the works a wrench
And out comes Donald Trump?
Whoever becomes President must, as a first order of business, appoint you Poet Laureate, Jerry.
That’s a job I’ve always wanted, how did you know?