Donald Trump said on Fox News Sunday that he did plan to start acting more presidential
‘You’re going to be so bored, you’re going to say this is the most boring human being I’ve ever interviewed,’ Trump continued.
Donald Trump is going presidential
Sober, measured, utterly discreet
He will be judicious and prudential
Even when he’s sending off a tweet.
Donald Trump will showcase his potential
To turn the other cheek and bow his head.
He’ll be humble, meek and deferential,
Quoting from the Bible by his bed.
His speeches will be grave and consequential
And every thought he utters will connect
Nothing hyperbolic or tangential
And every fact will be quadruple checked.
Yes, Donald Trump is going presidential
We’ll see a side of Trump we’ve never known.
The one thing to remember that’s essential:
The president he means is Juan Peron.