So you always wanted a Purple Heart

And now you have one: it’s a start

Is there a particular body part

You’d like to do without?

.

And it must have caused you lifelong scars

When some other kid won more Gold Stars

So you pushed him off the monkey bars

And punched him in the snout.

.

And facing now this new accuser

You have no choice but to abuse her

She lost her kid, so she’s a loser.

That’s what life is all about.