So you always wanted a Purple Heart

And now you have one: it’s a start

Is there a particular body part

You’d like to do without?


And it must have caused you lifelong scars

When some other kid won more Gold Stars

So you pushed him off the monkey bars

And punched him in the snout.


And facing now this new accuser

You have no choice but to abuse her

She lost her kid, so she’s a loser.

That’s what life is all about.