“I don’t want to pivot. I don’t want to change.” –Donald Trump

 

Out of the night that covers me

Black as the pit from poll to poll

I thank Fox News and Hannity

For their damage control

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I’ll hoist myself by my petard

I’ll march to my own drummer

Mock each spastic or retard

And campaign “Dumb and Dumber”

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I only know one way to roll.

Can only be myself.

And spinning ’round the toilet bowl

Beats sitting on the shelf.

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So what you’ve seen is what you’ll get

No pivots or reversals

No dialing back, no pirouette

No notes, and no rehearsals.