“I don’t want to pivot. I don’t want to change.” –Donald Trump


Out of the night that covers me

Black as the pit from poll to poll

I thank Fox News and Hannity

For their damage control


I’ll hoist myself by my petard

I’ll march to my own drummer

Mock each spastic or retard

And campaign “Dumb and Dumber”


I only know one way to roll.

Can only be myself.

And spinning ’round the toilet bowl

Beats sitting on the shelf.


So what you’ve seen is what you’ll get

No pivots or reversals

No dialing back, no pirouette

No notes, and no rehearsals.