Win a date with Donald Trump!

You can join him on the stump

If you’re not ugly, old or fat.

Wear high heels, a trucker hat

Come on down, email or phone us.

A sexy accent is a bonus.

 

If you are the lucky winner

Don’t expect to go to dinner,

Or a concert, or a walk.

Instead, you’ll listen to him talk.

 

You’ll get tickets for a rally

Right up front! For the finale

You and every runner-up

Can lead the chant of “lock her up!”

 

He’ll hit you up for a donation

To the Donald Trump foundation

And tell Fox News he never knew you

And then he’ll turn around and sue you.

 

 

 

 

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