The bare-nosed wombat squeezes out nearly 100 six-sided turds every day—an ability that has long mystified scientists. Now, researchers say they have uncovered how the wombat intestine creates this exceptional excrement. —How do wombats poop cubes? Scientists get to the bottom of the mystery
I never saw a purple cow
I hope I never see one
But I can tell you anyhow,
If I did, I’d flee one.
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I never saw a purple wombat
I think they must be scary
Like creatures out of Mortal Kombat,
Big and mean and hairy.
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They howl and screech just like a tomcat
When shit comes out all square-y
Dogs that like to nom-nom-nom scat
Better should be wary.
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With Trump gone, you needed new sources of inspiration. Very creative! If I had to be locked in a room with one of them, I’d choose the wombat.