Hereby we proclaim and dub
Ukraine off-limits to Beelzebub.
Botflies, black flies and of course,
Flies of fruit and house and horse
We’re making it a no-fly zone
We’ll enforce it with a drone,
And send in a whole brigade
Of SWAT teams armed with Flit and Raid,
Fly repellents, screens and zappers
Outside garbage dumps and crappers.
We will extirpate the nests
Of all sorts of airborne pests.
Even with their compound eyes
We will catch them by surprise.
We will dominate the skies.
And rid Ukraine of Migs and flies.
