Oh, you can keep a rifle in the backseat of your truck
To grab it when you’re driving and take down a six-point buck.
And the cop who pulls you over, well, he’d better learn to duck.
But you can’t put a gun rack in a Volt.
Oh you can stash a Luger in the glovebox of your Ford
An M-16 beside you, and some schmuck in an Accord
Who cuts you off had better be prepared to meet the Lord.
But you can’t put a gun rack in a Volt.
Oh you can drink a latte while you’re tuned to NPR
As you bring in your recycling, each newspaper and jar,
And drive your kids to soccer in your little hybrid car.
But you can’t put a gun rack in a Volt.
It was God and guns and horsepower that made this country great.
The Founding Fathers wanted us to drive a big V-8.
And charging stations line the road to Communism’s fate.
But you can’t put a gun rack in a Volt.
Obama now reveals himself, he starts to morph and molt:
Islamic eco-socialist who treats us like a dolt.
And takes away our pickup truck, our Bible and our Colt.
‘cause you can’t put a gun rack in a Volt.
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Well I thought I’d heard it all until Santorum did declare
That inequality was not a thing we ever should forswear
The poor are always with us and it’s really not unfair
It keeps them fighting to be you and me.
It’s the Socialist in Chief who is waging class warfare
Whom Rick, with ringing rhetoric, compares to the Khmer
Whe we all know our fall from grace requires heartfelt prayer
Accept the Word, become a devotee.
Protect our rights to private lives and save the billionaire
We thrive and strive and create jobs when he keeps hisfair share.
It’s the Commies who’d destroy us with ideas too doctrinaire while all we want is simply to be free.
But when you’re in your bed or the ob’s sterile lair
Remember, please, that what you do ow a (re)public affair
We are concerned for your good soul,we are not laissez faire,
And kepp your mitts odd fossil energy!
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