“You can’t put a gun rack in a Volt,”–Newt Gingrich, explaining the importance of lower gasoline prices.  

Oh, you can keep a rifle in the backseat of your truck

To grab it when you’re driving and take down a six-point buck.

And the cop who pulls you over, well, he’d better learn to duck.

But you can’t put a gun rack in a Volt.

Oh you can stash a Luger in the glovebox of your Ford

An M-16 beside you, and some schmuck in an Accord

Who cuts you off had better be prepared to meet the Lord.

But you can’t put a gun rack in a Volt.

Oh you can drink a latte while you’re tuned to NPR

As you bring in your recycling, each newspaper  and jar,

And drive your kids to soccer in your little hybrid car.

But you can’t put a gun rack in a Volt.

It was God and guns and horsepower that made this country great.

The Founding Fathers wanted us to drive a big V-8.

And charging stations line the road to Communism’s fate.

But you can’t put a gun rack in a Volt.

Obama now reveals himself, he starts to morph and molt:

Islamic eco-socialist who treats us like a dolt.

And takes away our pickup truck, our Bible and our Colt.

‘cause you can’t put a gun rack in a Volt.

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