(apologies to Chubby Checker)

Every Limbaugh ditto-head

Won’t be fooled by some co-ed

Let Obama go tut-tut

‘Cause he called that girl a slut.

Rush be vicious, Rush be sick.

Rush took down that sex-mad chick

All around the Limbaugh clock

Hey let’s do the Limbaugh shock.

Limbaugh lower now

Still he won’t kowtow.

Almost to the ground

Slap that girl around.

How low can he go?

Limbaugh knows the score

That girl’s just a whore

If she wants the pill

Don’t hand Rush the bill.

Rush be vicious, Rush be sick

Rush be thinking with his dick.

All around the Limbaughverse

Things just can’t get any worse.

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