“I’m for Mitt Romney.”–George W. Bush, issuing a four-word presidential endorsement as he got on an elevator.
Breviousness is the soul of wit.
Compared to some Ivy League snob
I’m endorsifying Mitt.
He’d do a heck of a job.
You know where Mitt Romney stands
He stands in the path of progressing.
Leadership is in his glands.
I’m giving him my blessing.
He’s got compassion for the wifes
Of working men and women
And hopes and dreams of better lifes
To which they won’t not give in.
In newspapers and in the press
They excruciate him.
They hate his successfulness.
Mitt’s a man that’s Mormonistic,
And I oppose those who exploit
Religion, or because his daddy ran a big autistic
Company in Detroit.