“Dine With The Donald and Mitt–Donate $3 and you are entered for a chance to win”–fundraising pitch from Mittromney.com
Party like a one-percenter!
Whoop it up with Donald Trump!
It only costs three bucks to enter
The GOP of Forrest Gump!
It’s a ticket that’ll get you
Right out of your crummy lives.
Donald says he’d even let you
Date one of his former wives.
Tired of a life of losing?
Every paranoid flat-earther
Can have his 15 minutes schmoozing
With the billionairoid birther.
And that’s not all! The winner’s going
To be driven, pushed or tugged
To a special private showing
With Ron Paul of “Atlas Shrugged”
And you remember Governor Perry:
For a modest contribution
You can join him and make merry
At his state’s next execution.
Followed by a day of shooting
With Dick Cheney at a quail
And join the bankers in their looting
And never have to go to jail.