“[M]y point is, God’s still up there. The arrogance of people to think that we, human beings, would be able to change what He is doing in the climate is to me outrageous”–James Inhofe, (R-Oklahoma) chairman of the Senate Environmental and Public Works Committee.
It’s good to know the climate
Is in the hands of God
Whose will no lowly primate
Can override roughshod.
The tides that lap and slowly steal
Higher up each beach and fjord
Recede again, just to reveal
The carbon footprint of the Lord.
His fingers on the cosmic dial
He twiddles as He pleases
He can bake Manhattan Isle
While Staten Island freezes.
The Bible is imparting
Words to guide the wise:
That all your cattle farting
Are nothing in His eyes.
You can’t get to Heaven on renewables
Faith alone makes all your Teslas run
Wind and solar power will be screwables
If He decides to just turn off the Sun.
Mankind and its stubborn faith in science
Will never keep apocalypse at bay
God demands of us complete compliance
The way to fix the climate is to pray.